Apparently there was a "ninja" stalking an elementary school and hunting small children: "School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods." As soon as I read it, I began to wonder where Vinnie was on Wednesday? You see, I relate to these poor, scared little kids because my middle school in Florida went into a lockdown. We only had silly little bank robbers running through our school though... lame. Ninjas could totally kick bank robbers asses.